PRO golfer and nympho Tiger Woods is just like any other guy — that is if the average guy talks about golden showers, choking and threesomes. Mistress #147 Joslyn James — aka Veronic Siwik-Daniels — did as advertised on her website and posted over 100 sexy text messages Tiger allegedly sent her during their 3-year relationship.

The topics: hotel room antics, role-playing sexual fantasies and a blow-by-blow account of his golfing schedule. We’re guessing it’s just standard fare for Tiger these days.

The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts from the golfer that say:

  • “I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.”
  • “I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.”
  • “Where do you want to be bitten.”
  • “Have you ever had a golden shower done to you…Just morbid curiosity.”
  • “Great thing is we have a lifetime of this.”

The website where Joslyn James published the "sexts".

The rest of the texts, most media outlets agree, are simply too explicit to be published. Interestingly, Joslyn omits the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it’s impossible to know the context or what she might have said to egg the sports star on. Then again, it doesn’t matter once you realise how depraved Tiger’s sexual preferences really are.

Of course, we can’t imagine that Elin would he happy reading any of this. But there are some pretty low blows for the wife and mother, including this one sent on September 8, 2009: “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight…parenthood melt down. :) “.

The last message in the list, dated October 4, 2009, reads: “Don’t f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you…F**k.”

Tiger was apparently unhappy because Joslyn became a little bolder in her exploits and almost got spotted by his agent in his Las Vegas hotel room while the boys were entertaining investors in Dubai. No word on whether she plans to make it up to him…

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