WELL this should make in interesting watch after her BBC documentary.

In a report that will surprise absolutely no one, the Mean Girls actress is supposedly in a tizzy because there’s a sex tape of her floating around out there, and its owner is preparing to unleash it on an all-too-suspecting public.

The 47-second clip – which is said to be “dynamite” – allegedly shows LiLo frolicking naked with an unidentified male and performs “a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors.”

(Right, as opposed to those acts we prefer to perform in your supermarket aisle?)

After unsuccessfully pitching the video to Hustler magazine, the owner – a waiter from a well-known chain restaurant – is now planning to release the footage on an offshore porn site to place it out of LiLo‘s legal grasp.

The anticipation is killing us. *Yawn*

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